45.00 USD
Discriminating cheese connoisseurs and fromage fetishists who love their artisanal dairy treats riddled with holes need look no further. Goatse cheese is a rare blend of aging and ingredients amounting to one of the greatest, most impressive cheese-holes in history. Swiss ain't got nothing on this guy!
This piece is hand crocheted out of acrylic yarns, stuffed with polyester fiberfill and has a cardboard piece at the inner bottom for sturdiness. The face has felt features and a novelty yarn beard, and the arms have pipe cleaners inside but are not permanently attached to his cheese-hole (AKA crochetnus), making them somewhat posable. Just think of the possibilities!
Completion can take up to two weeks to a month (usually a little less, sometimes a little more, depending on my schedule). Although every effort is made to recreate the original as accurately as possible, each piece is handmade and therefore may differ slightly from the listing photos.
Of course, this is absolutely NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN.
Non-U.S. buyers, I am willing to ship internationally; please convo me for postage rates.